About RUDAB
Welcome to the absurd world of RUDAB, a meme coin that’s worth absolutely nothing and proud of it! Inspired by the glorious Ruda B. Dog—a chunky bulldog queen with a penchant for humping legs and snorting demands—this token is a deranged tribute to her chaotic majesty. RUDAB isn’t here to make you rich; it’s a joke, a digital fart in the wind, conjured for laughs and good vibes.
The Queen Herself
Ruda B. Dog reigns supreme as the muse of this madness. Her jowls quiver for treats—wet, dry, or swiped from your plate—while her sensitive stomach thrives on your slobber-soaked love. She dreams of marking every leg with her royal humps, asserting dominance with every snort and fart. Indulge her, or face the stubby wrath of her soulful stares!
The Joke Coin
RUDAB, with its grand total of 1,000,000,000 tokens, is a zero-value jest. I tossed 100M into Uniswap like a bone to the degens, reserved 250M for Ruda’s royal slobber fund, and kept 650M in my grubby mitts. It might drip into more pools, get burned, or just sit there—depends on the community’s whims and my $20 budget. This isn’t an investment; it’s a meme. Don’t expect value—expect snorts.